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We’re pretty big on alternatives in this house. So Tim and I did a little Hypnosis work together. It goes like this:

I sit in front of him with a chewy and he starts to stroke me very gently…

… working his way from under my chin down my chest.

Slowly, very slowly I start going all floppy and he uses his other hand to start massaging around my ears.

As I am getting more and more relaxed I have to go down, down, down …

… until I’m on my side … with my chewy in my mouth.

Try it, it’s sooo nice.

Bye for now

Finni

The name is Muffinn … Raga Muffinn.

And as (extremely!) active member of the local Neighbourhood Watch team I have apprehended an intruder!

He gained entry into our house through the window in the conservatory and attempted to get into my basket!!! Please observe video evidence A.

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After securing my basket I noticed the perpetrator on me! (That had me jumping about I can tell you!) I managed to persuade him back on the carpet, however he made a bee-line for my chewie!!! Please observe video evidence B.

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And after staying under the cupboard for some considerable time I managed, with the use of minimal force, to chivvy him towards the exit whilst ensuring the safety of dad’s Stella.

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With the assistance of my able partner mum (though I can open the door myself – see the practice marks on the frame) we persuaded the intruder back outside again. I made absolutely sure that he had gone down the handy crack in the decking and checked for any chewies whilst I was at it. Observe video evidence D preferably with loudspeakers to appreciate my sniffing/snorting abilities. (It has been compared to a truffle pig. The cheek!)

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A job well done I would say. Took me a while to write up my case notes … paperwork … sheeesh!

Bye for now.

Finni

PS. I’ve had an ‘Airecut since those videos.

Today is Easter and we woke up to a 1 inch covering of snow this morning. It was good and sticky and made into really good snowballs.

We had a good walk around the fields and then chilled out some at home. Then mum prepared a little surprise for Easter – a Hunt:

She tied up a pork shank with string and laid a track all around the garden without me seeing where she was going. I was allowed to sniff it before … and then I had to find it.

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I was getting all sorts of lovely smells. On last year’s Easter Hunt I got stuck by the patio doors – Sammie was frying some bacon. The Hunt took me all around the garden …

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So while Mum and Dad are having chocolate easter eggs I’m working on this shank.

Happy Easter!

Finni