{"id":683,"date":"2009-01-13T22:39:27","date_gmt":"2009-01-13T22:39:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.ragamuffinn.co.uk\/?p=683"},"modified":"2009-01-13T22:39:27","modified_gmt":"2009-01-13T22:39:27","slug":"of-elks-and-dales","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ragamuffinn.co.uk\/?p=683","title":{"rendered":"Of Elks and Dales"},"content":{"rendered":"

Nelly and I had a great time being part of the Gooberstanian Beard Growing Competition, so much so she is now practicing for another one …<\/p>\n

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She paused there for a moment\u00a0because she couldn’t remember how it goes. However, this is the finished article …<\/p>\n

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Not bad …\u00a0 hey?! Now all we have to do is find an ‘Entrance Mat Origami’ competition …<\/p>\n

Nelly is learning very quickly. The other day I was giving her a lesson in ‘Elk Appreciation’. We each took an elk into the living room and gave them a good chewing over …<\/p>\n

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But then she started playing the ‘I want your elk’ game.<\/p>\n

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She’s pawing my elk!<\/p>\n

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No, Nelly, you can’t have it. This is my favorite elk that Santa brought me.<\/p>\n

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Right then, you put your nose into the hand hole like this …<\/p>\n

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No Nelly, you can’t have it<\/em>! Aaaaaah …. my ear!<\/p>\n

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Well, then the whole thing just deteriorated into an all out wrassling match. Nelly has 9 new teeth now …<\/p>\n

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And guess who ended up with my elk?????<\/p>\n

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But I don’t mind. I love my little sister.<\/p>\n

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Bye for now.<\/p>\n

Finni \"paw\"<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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